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Unbound

Ballot Box

Regular price $ 39.00 Sale price $ 18.00

We generally don’t aspire to be too political here at Unbound, but when our nation might be careening dangerously close to installing someone in the highest office in the land who wants to legislate away women’s access to sexual health and wellness, we don’t feel we can sit on the sidelines. We've put together this cheeky collection to show our support for America, Democracy and the one person who's not going to douse those both in flammable spray tan and light a match- Hillary Clinton. Channel her empowered aura with our vintage-inspired pro-Hil pins, nipple-freeing patriotic pasties and a stylish golden bangle that doubles as a functional whip (to whip this country back into shape, of course). When you're ready to channel that assertiveness in the bedroom be armed with our Bedroom Bill of Rights to make sure you understand all the ways in which you are entitled to pleasure on your terms. If you start getting closer with your partner than the 2000 election ballot count, be sure to play safe with our election-themed condoms. Oh and we threw a Trump merkin, which about sums up the respect we have for the guy.

And if you have a vagina or care about someone who does, GET OUT THERE AND PLEASE VOTE.

Unbound Whip Bracelet:
Bae may seem outwardly mild mannered in her tasteful pantsuits, but we know Hil can get the tough stuff done and whip this country back into shape. Much like the soon-to-be POTUS, this chic bracelet also has an edge: when removed, the sturdy cuff can serve as a handle to leverage the decorative golden metal fringe as a functional whip suited to light BDSM play. Did we mentioned it's plated in 18k gold? YASSS KWAN.

Political Buttons:
Just in case you thought we were impartial. Show your support for our girl Hil wherever you go with these stylish vintage-inspired pins. Because a woman’s place is in the White House. Set of 3

Patriotic Pasties:
What better way to celebrate freedom than by freeing the nip? Make ‘em see fireworks with these patriotic pasties that will spice up your election return watching party (includes 1 pair of blue and white star design and one pair of red and white stripe design).

Trump Merkin:
Is it a toupee? A weave? We know the truth- the Donald’s infamous capitalist coiffure has clearly been a merkin all along. Get the stylish look yourself with this playful novelty pubic wig. Because it’s no more ridiculous than any number of the things that have come out of his mouth.

Election condoms:
These punny prophylactics will help you play safe when you need a stress-relieving roll in the hay to distract from the clusterf**k that is this election season (includes 2 lubricated latex condoms).

Bedroom Bill of Rights:
Know your rights! Closing the orgasm gap isn’t going to happen unless women stand together and assert their equal claim to satisfaction in the bedroom. Our Bedroom Bill of Rights breaks it down for you so that you can get yours.

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Unbound will donate 6.9% of all profits to nonprofit organizations that support female sexual health and wellness.

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