Product Review: Smile Maker's The Frenchman Vibrator


It can be difficult for a vibrator company to successfully create female adored context and engaging branding around a product. Enter: Smile Makers. Likening each vibrator to a type of fantasy man (check out their fantasy man generator) each of the four archetypes is a different shape, creating a new experience around each product. You can imagine our delight when the whole fantastic fleet showed up: the Frenchman, the Millionare, the Tennis Coach, and the Fireman. Now, we believe that trying a new product is like kissing someone new for the first time: while the act of kissing never changes, the experience is unpredictable and exciting. Right off the bat, the Smile Maker that most caught my eye was the Frenchman. The soft silicone material comes to a petal-like shape at the top. The material becomes thinner and malleable, leaving the way you use it open to interpretation and preference. I was most excited for The Frenchman to see if the toy, combined with my fantasy could really simulate oral sex.

Taking the toy out of its box (the box comes in a white mesh bag- we are suckers for great packaging!) I first love the texture of the silicone. It is soft and comfortable to hold. Definitely something you would want to touch your body. The design is simple and uncomplicated, and a nice shade of blue, all things I want in my erotic products. After putting in a AAA battery, I turned it on through each of the three levels of vibration. It has a nice range, not the most powerful I have seen, but enough. The vibrations are somewhat quiet, which is nice as well.

After using the Frenchman, the highpoint is the sensation of the thin top piece and the likeness to the feeling of a tongue. I also chose to use a warming lubricant to enhance the experience. This is a toy that takes a little time to get you there, like a warm-up, which is totally welcome. The vibrations are not as powerful as say, the Millionaire’s would be, since the surface that contacts your skin is not as close to the motor of the vibe. Overall, it was a toy I will come back to and continue to try for a more unique sensation than your standard bullet-shaped vibe.

Until next time, au revoir!  

xx(x)Greer

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