As anyone worth knowing already knows, there are only 2 days until Netflix releases the new season of Arrested Development. Since you’ll probably be binge-watching all 15 new episodes (or at least attempting to) at exactly midnight on May 26, we’ve compiled a character-specific drink menu for you to work your way through, one drink per episode, until the approximate time you’ll probably pass out.
The Never Nude
1 can beer
1 denim beer koozie
1 martini glass
Olives, if dinner. Toast, if breakfast.
The Lucille Two
Same as the Lucille, served in a spill-proof thermos.
1/2 oz chocolate liqueur
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz overproof rum
Layer in this order: chocolate liqueur, creme de bananes, white rum. Ignite rum before serving. Garnish with nuts.
...you’ve made a huge mistake.
1 bottle Gosling’s Black Seal Bermuda rum
Double fist, if possible. This party is gonna be off the hook!
Les Cousins Dangereuses
1 oz Jameson
1 oz pickle juice
It was a love between two shots that the world thought was wrong, but it was the world that was wrong...
1 case Cloudmir vodka
1 person to tell you not to drink it so you will
The George Senior
1 oz. tequila
Serve in a yarmulke and a chaser of Ice.
Reader’s choice. Pack with your sleeping bag and fishing pole to be enjoyed on your upcoming fishing trip.