Listen, we all know that Halloween is an excuse to take a napkin sized piece of fabric and fashion it as an outfit and more power to anyone who can pull it off. But, there are some things that just shouldn't be turned into sultry Halloween costumes. Specifically, FIFTEEN. There are fifteen.
15. Dress ridiculous you must.
14. Oh, you're hooking em alright.
13. If wearing the American flag feels TOO patriotic, this is a great alternative. #GiveMeHighFructoseCornSyrupOrGiveMeDeath
12. Just offensive enough to get their attention
11. Get your friend to dress as a cat and grab her all night long!
10. "Dammit, Linda, we've run out of Disney Princesses. JUST MAKE IT WORK."
9. The sesame seed bun beret can be found on our DIY Pinterest board
8. We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF AND MY BARE ASS HANGS OUT WHEN I BEND OVER
7. LOL girls are so crazzzzzy, you know??
6. "I donno, maybe we could turn our pillow cases into dresses or something?"
5. Not like one of those scary clowns. At least, not on purpose.
4. In case you ever wondered what the bottom half of that image looked like
3. Anything can be a sultry Halloween costume if you try hard enough
2. Honestly would have just liked to see more effort on this one
1. If you can make public television's puppet gay couple sexy, you can pretty much do anything.