15 Halloween Costumes That Have Gone TOO FAR


Listen, we all know that Halloween is an excuse to take a napkin sized piece of fabric and fashion it as an outfit and more power to anyone who can pull it off. But, there are some things that just shouldn't be turned into sultry Halloween costumes. Specifically, FIFTEEN. There are fifteen.

15. Dress ridiculous you must.

slutty yoda costume

 

 

14. Oh, you're hooking em alright. 

beer pong costume

 

 13. If wearing the American flag feels TOO patriotic, this is a great alternative. #GiveMeHighFructoseCornSyrupOrGiveMeDeath

Corn Halloween Costume

 

 

12. Just offensive enough to get their attention 

Cup of Noodles Halloween Costume

 

 

 11. Get your friend to dress as a cat and grab her all night long! 

Donald Trump Sexy Costume

 

 

 10. "Dammit, Linda, we've run out of Disney Princesses. JUST MAKE IT WORK."

Finding Nemo Halloween Costume

 

 

9.  The sesame seed bun beret can be found on our DIY Pinterest board 

Hamburger Halloween Costume



8. We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF AND MY BARE ASS HANGS OUT WHEN I BEND OVER

Dumb and Dumber Girl's Halloween Costume

 

 

7. LOL girls are so crazzzzzy, you know??

 Mental Patient Halloween Costume

 

 

6. "I donno, maybe we could turn our pillow cases into dresses or something?"

Doublemint Halloween Costume


 

 5. Not like one of those scary clowns. At least, not on purpose.

Ronald McDonald Costume

 

 

4. In case you ever wondered what the bottom half of that image looked like

Rosie the Riveter Halloween Costume

 

 

3. Anything can be a sultry Halloween costume if you try hard enough

Scrabble Halloween Costume

 

 

 2. Honestly would have just liked to see more effort on this one

Sexy Spongebob Halloween Costume

 

 

1. If you can make public television's puppet gay couple sexy, you can pretty much do anything.

Sexy Bert and Ernie Halloween Costume

 


Whatcha think?


Please don't be mean :-)


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